Wednesday, March 7, 2007


My sincerest thank you to Ethiopia for killing pseudo-Canadian terrorists in Somalia. Had you merely maimed them, the Canadian taxpayer would have undoubtedly been liable to pay for their health care. We would have had to pay another developed nation evacuate them. We would have had to fly them back to Canada in business class in order to avoid liberal ridicule for their mistreatment. And we would have had to pay for their recuperation. Jack Layton and Stephane Dion may have even waived their staunch opposition to queue-jumping in order to expedite their recovery. It is unclear as to whether or not Canadian taxpayers would have been required to pay for their flight back to Somalia where they could resume their jihad.

And so I must say thank you from the bottom of my heart. And keep up the good work that the rest of the world is too cowardly to do themselves.